The childproofing has begun

Yup, Jen & I went a little crazy yesterday at Wal-Mart. Hopefully nobody got us this as a shower gift. We bought an oven door latch. It's a little like trying to open a bottle of aspirin with a childproof cap on it. Turn cap to align arrows, apply 4.8 pounds of pressure in an upward direction while humming "Yankee Doodle Dandy" in the key of C. And that's just the beginning. There's drawer guards, doorknob guards, toilet seat clips, etc. I only hope I can remember how everything opens.