Yup, you can probably tell by the title of this entry that it's going to be profound. I pose this question:
Have you ever broken a toilet seat? How about multiple toilet seats over 6 1/2 years of marriage?
Ok, I'll fess up - I've broken at least 3 since I've been married. What's the deal? I'm an average sized guy - 6' tall, 200lbs, just mindin' my own business...
[CRACK]
Maybe it's the $12 cheapies I've purchased from Home Depot. Well, no more! This last time I bought a $35 Kohler seat. 100% polyurethane, baby! None of that "molded wood" stuff. What exactly is molded wood anyway?
Now that I've lowered your opinion of me a few notches, I'm done.
Please let me know you've broken one, too!
Have you ever broken a toilet seat? How about multiple toilet seats over 6 1/2 years of marriage?
Ok, I'll fess up - I've broken at least 3 since I've been married. What's the deal? I'm an average sized guy - 6' tall, 200lbs, just mindin' my own business...
[CRACK]
Maybe it's the $12 cheapies I've purchased from Home Depot. Well, no more! This last time I bought a $35 Kohler seat. 100% polyurethane, baby! None of that "molded wood" stuff. What exactly is molded wood anyway?
Now that I've lowered your opinion of me a few notches, I'm done.
Please let me know you've broken one, too!
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